Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Interview with Taha.

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at Cairo, she picks a random guy and starts her interview:
  • Reporter:Hi
  • Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta "kitten"!
  • Reporter:Do u speak English?
  • Egyptian:Berfect.
  • Reporter:Do u mind if i interview you?
  • Egyptian:No, I dont have a mind.
  • Reporter:What's your name?
  • Egyptian:Taha.
  • Reporter:Sex?
  • Taha: I love it.
  • Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female?
  • Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
  • Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
  • Taha:yas male... And i can brove it any time u want.
  • Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
  • Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food ..byramidz.
  • Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
  • Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
  • Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
  • Taha: I am very well ,sank u
  • Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
  • Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash!
  • Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
  • Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar.
  • Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
  • Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

  • Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
  • Taha:I do not undurstand what u say!
  • Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
  • Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
  • Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
  • Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true"
  • Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money?
  • Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God"!
  • Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
  • Taha: Guvurment.
  • Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
  • Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!
  • Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
  • Taha:What duz zat mean?
  • Reporter:Do u choose your president
  • Taha:Mubarak?
  • Reporter:yes!!
  • Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice.
  • Reporter:Why him?
  • Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane.
  • Reporter:But there are no wars right now
  • Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it.
  • Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
  • Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi!
  • Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
  • Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!!!!
  • Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha.
  • Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds.
  • Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this
  • Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high"!
  • Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
  • Taha:ok ok..need aTaxi?
Unfortunatly true, specially the English part though Egyptians are smarter than that!!! They know they are being robbed every day but they simply stopped doing anything about it!!

2 comments:

Little Penguin said...

that was so funny..

Haven't met many Egyptians but it seems that they really are genetically funny.. 'he build circle street and me7war street and make all roads one-way'.. lol

yesterday I saw the report on that policeman's abuse of a man's honour.. it was disgusting to say the least.. our culture, religion, history - what have they taught us? Arabs were known for their hospitality and exemplary manners.. what's happened? all of a sudden we're savages, money-maniacs who dare not speak agains the tyrant..

Allah kareem.. 'el7amdolillah' as Taha said.. :)

Glory Rose! said...

yes, and the more disgusting is that people became so sensless they enjoy these stuff... you can see videos here taken with mobile cameras of police men beating the crap out of people"not here to discuss whether they are innocent or not" but to actually hit someone and show off is an act of animals...