Interview with Taha.

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at Cairo, she picks a random guy and starts her interview:

• Reporter:Hi
• Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta "kitten"!
  
• Reporter:Do u speak English?
• Egyptian:Berfect.
• Reporter:Do u mind if i interview you?
• Egyptian:No, I dont have a mind.
• Reporter:What's your name?
• Egyptian:Taha.
• Reporter:Sex?
• Taha: I love it.
• Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female?
• Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
• Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
• Taha:yas male... And i can brove it any time u want.
• Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
• Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food ..byramidz.
• Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
• Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
• Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
• Taha: I am very well ,sank u
• Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
• Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash!
  
• Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
• Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar.
• Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?

• Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
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• Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
• Taha:I do not undurstand what u say!
• Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
• Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
• Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
• Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true"
• Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money?
• Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God"!
  
• Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
• Taha: Guvurment.
• Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
• Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!
• Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
• Taha:What duz zat mean?
• Reporter:Do u choose your president
• Taha:Mubarak?
• Reporter:yes!!
• Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice.
• Reporter:Why him?
• Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane.
• Reporter:But there are no wars right now
• Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it.
• Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
• Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi!
• Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
• Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!!!!
• Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha.
• Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds.
• Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this
• Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high"!
  
• Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
• Taha:ok ok..need aTaxi?

Unfortunatly true, specially the English part though Egyptians are smarter than that!!! They know they are being robbed every day but they simply stopped doing anything about it!!